Have you ever been In a glass case of emotion? Got your clothes from the toilet store? Taken Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again? If so, and even if not, Anchorman is the movie for you! Legend has it that before memes, guys used to sit around in a circle and quote Anchorman at each other. See what all the fuss is about while this masterpiece of American film plays at Bernie’s. Dir. Adam McKay, Release: 2004

The OGs. Keaton. Nicholson. Basinger. 1989’s Batman tells the story of the early days of Bruce Wayne’s vigilantism in Gotham City. Dir. Tim Burton, Release: 1989

“A Blade Runner’s job is to hunt down replicants - manufactured humans you can’t tell from the real thing.” In 2019 dystopian LA (the future, at the time of release), Decker must track down and “retire” four escaped replicants. This sci-fi classic is a definite must-see and just might get you thinking about what makes us “real.” Dir. Ridley Scott, Release: 1982

Dewey Finn has been kicked out of his beloved band and risks eviction from his home. His dreams of becoming a rockstar seem to be slipping away. But when he impersonates his substitute teacher friend Ned Scneebly, he discovers a trove of untapped talent in the tight-laced students of a prestigious prep school. “Mr. S” devises a plan to form a new band to take on his old one in the Battle of the Bands, disguising the endeavor as a school project and assigning everyone in the class a role. Dir. Richard Linklater, Release: 2003

The Coen Brothers’ cult classic is coming to the big screen at Bernie’s! A mistaken identity, a rule-abiding bowling league, and - of course - a rug that really ties a room together. It’s all here in this film featuring Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Sam Elliot, and more! Sit back, let us make you a White Russian, and enjoy the show! Dir. Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, Release: 1998

A satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander follows the title character’s downfall from the height of his modeling career, leaving him vulnerable to be taken advantage of by those who seek to maintain the status quo, by any means necessary. Design mogul Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander to assassinate the Malaysian President. Can he be stopped? Dir. Ben Stiller, Release: 2001